Roadkill Badgers Aren't Funny

A lot of people ask me: When are you going to do a Roadkill Badger Teddy? Well, runover badgers aren't funny. Badgers are beautiful, proud creatures, with a great literary history, from Badger in Wind and the Willows to Bobby Badger in Crickle Hollow. A squashed badger just isn't funny. A squashed vole on the other hand is a different matter.